What NOT to Shred (p365; 1.12.11)

I went to shred a document today and was amused by the warnings. I suppose it is useful to know not to spray clean the blades (of note, the LAST warning), but I hope some of the others were just pointing out the obvious. Save the baby! Don't shred your hair! Even that bad tie must not be shredded. Ok, esp. the baby...